All right, I want to
talk about something that made a lot of people
scratch their heads, me kissing a man. [LAUGHTER] People freaked out. Recently, Howard Stern was here. And we shared a passionate kiss. At least it looked like that. If you watch closely, you’ll
see what really happened. When is the last time
you kissed a guy? Like this, I mean. Like– Romantic. Wait, wait, how are
we going to kiss? Listen, just brace yourself. Here we go. Hold it. [APPLAUSE] Wait a sec. I think there was tongue. Argh. Yeah. See? That’s– you never know. That’s my body double. That’s Ross. He does all of my
onscreen kissing. And, sometimes, off screen. Don’t tell Portia.