How Lord of the Rings Should Have Ended The ring must be taken deep into Mordor… and cast back into the firey chasm from whence it came. One of you must do this. I have an idea that just might work. Sauron! Hey! Sauron! I see you! You suck! (laughing) I don’t like you! Your mother had cataracts! Oh snap! Hahaha! Prepare yourself, Frodo! We are almost there! Gandalf, there is fire below us! What the heck is going on?! I’ll tell you when it’s over! Just keep flying blasted bird! Ready the ring Frodo! Ready! Now, Frodo! Weeeeeeee! The Precious!!!!!! HaHaHahaha! Huh? HUH!?! (crashing noise) Well that was incredibly easy! Yes it was! Can you imagine what it would be like if we had walked the entire way? Don’t be siilly! That would be rediculous! Yeah one of us might have died! Hahahaha! It’s funny because it’s extremely far! (eagle sound)