This is a paid promotion by Paradox Interactive because although my videos are free food is not and if I’m gonna sell out my incredibly tight glooty artistic and comedic talent. I might as well do it for something I actually like more than morning doughnuts. Mmmmmmmmm Morning doughnuts… Download link in the description. Sometimes game night doesn’t happen because of scheduling issues. Like maybe you forgot your dice, or maybe your dog ate all your rule books, or maybe all your friends were busy or you don’t have any dice, or books, or friends, or any money to buy any of those things but you still want to be able to play a tabletop role-playing game anyway or at least an accurate virtual simulation of what it’s like to have dice, books, and friends to play a tabletop role-playing game with while you cry on the toilet over your lack of them in the real world. Too dark? Possibly. But I can’t hear all those tears over the sound of all this loot and experience I’m getting from all the troglodytes I’ve just slaughtered. Welcome to a Crap Guide to Knights of Pen & Paper 2. (Triumphant 8-bit music) After kicking out that guy that everybody hates who brings his overpowered character that’s totally legit You Guys! His previous Dungeon Master signed off on it! You put together a team of 100 percent accurate customizable players with a variety of characters, races and classes except for the best one but Bards are so powerful that it’s understandable the devs wouldn’t want to break their game with a sheer amount of stocky charismatic powers it would bring. For characters. You can choose unlikely nerds such as “afro science man”, “Jack Black”, “Some dork whose favorite RPG’s that one you’ve never heard of but is obviously way more Intelligent and complex and the one you’re playing your filthy peasant”, “dudebro”, “aquatic dudebro”, and even a big dice goth gf and the best part is you can give every single one of them DWARFY BEARDS! For classes you’ve got your usual suspects magic-user, physical bruiser, specific designated role confuser and they even play accurately to their real-world counterparts Like how my mage is only useful half of the time and how my party’s rogue runs for the treasure first and then DIES! In fact there’s a lot of nods to classic and modern tabletop RPGs that you pick up on if you ever touch a die that has more than six sides for example, you spend a majority of the time emotionlessly killing things that are minding their own business said things spontaneously always turn into gold for some reason The Paladin can never find a weapon that they want while the rest of the party is rolling in loot and BEES are the ultimate enemy of all life that will absolutely turn you into a pile of dice and mush If you try to fight it at level 3 like the Dungeon Master advised you NOT TO DO! HEY, stop poking fun at RPG tropes that’s my job! Now obviously mobile games have a bit of a reputation for eating your wallet and a few of your neighbors cats but one bright side is that you’ve got another hand free so you can maybe do some taxes, eat a sandwich, or play second download of Knights of Pen and Paper 2 Simultaneously because it means twice the virtual gaming groups to fill that lonely void in your sad schedule that even buying a fifth or sixth Sword and shield won’t be able to satisfy. Am I projecting a little bit? NO! I’m projecting a whole lot and I’m only a little bit salty because I had to take a loan out to pay the bridge troll his bridge toll This is why everybody thinks overs are cooler than you stupid algae-skinned piece of shit! And now you know how to play Knights of Pen and Paper Two Free to download on iOS and Android app stores Link in the description below You’re welcome (Triumphant 8-bit music)